Tuesday, August 16, 2016

8th Army Universal Carriers

In order to keep up with Regulus' Italian hordes I painted up these universal carriers.

The models are from Battlefront. I like these little blighters. 

Nothing to say about the painting really... quick and dirty. 

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

I Ain't Been Shot, Mum! III - British vs. Italians II

Last Sunday saw my British Desert Rats trying to push the Italian rear guard out of a few buildings...

The scenario was straight out of the IABSM III book and I will say that I am growing increasingly fond of this new edition. Specifically I like how things have been simplified. The artillery is probably the best example. It used to be almost impossible to start a shower of shells in our games, but in this game the artillery arrived almost immediately and all the complicated business was gone.

In this scenario the British had to race up and oust the Italians from a position in a build up area.  Ideally we would have counted turns, but we forgot. The point of this would be to create a suspense and force the British to commit to a fast course - possibly sacrificing some men. Without turns the game would be a slow slugfest between armour and Italians without armour piercing equipment.

Here follows a brief description of the game:

The British deployed and approached the Italian position in column. Every turn saw another 'Blind' marker enter the field. In IABSM the initial position and movement of the troops is concealed using blinds to simulate the fog of war. We use the rule that vehicles moving will quickly reveal themselves though. Especially in the desert where large plumes of dust follow them.

The Brits sent forth their recce and quickly got a good idea of where the Italians were lodging. To our surprise the infantry did not seem to be capable of handling armoured vehicles in the new rules. This made the game a bit lop-sided as the Italians had to sit back and hold out rather than offer resistance.

 The Italian MG's did have a small chance of harming the armour III humber scout cars. But they did not succeed.
Three crusaders started pummeling the buildings with HE.  The armoured might would not yield the buildings by it self though... at some point infantry would have to enter.

The game was a stale affair as the Italians couldn't damage the British armour. They had an artillery battery in reserve and as it opened up we realised that not even this was going to break the tanks. Historically this is probably sound, but for the game it did not add much.

 The Humbers and Stuarts sat in the same position firing at the buildings the whole game, punishing the Italians gravely.
 The crusaders similarly put strain on the fascists.

 To the other side of the main road an Italian platoon in the open was decimated...

As the game ended (due to time) the British had not managed to enter the buildings yet. The majority of the Italian control zone (the last 3rd of the table) was still in Italian hands which meant that it was a sound victory for the Italians.

We had actually forgotten to count turns which meant that the British was guaranteed to win as it was down to attrition and the Italians couldn't harm the tanks. Therefore we decided to make it time based and by the time limit the British were still not holding the control zone.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Zombicide Black Plague: Painting the Zombies

I have recently painted the Black Plague Zombies from Guillotine Games. I was one of the 'lucky' individuals who couldn't resist the kickstarter. ;-)

Click on the image to see a larger image.

As there are quite a lot of miniatures in the box(es) I decided to cut all the corners I could. I shall briefly describe my process here:

1) Black undercoat (GW spray).
2) Quick drybrush with various earth shades (Vallejo) to let the details stand out and give the miniatures some basic colour to work with.
3) Light drybrush with green grey (Vallejo). For some reason I find this colour adds a lot of 'zombie' to most other colours.
4) Skin painting: Khaki(Vallejo), flesh(Vallejo), skin wash(GW), flesh again(Vallejo), done.
5) Blood spatter and dirt sprinkling. Utilising a tootbrush the miniatures are sprinkled in various (darker) browns (GW inks... from 1999) and a bit of red ink (mix in a bit of brown - red looks too red).
6) Bases. While doing the bases make sure to stain the minis a little too - I add some good sploshes of diluted base-paint here and there to make it look like mud/dirt. I use DIY walll paint.
7) Eyes and teeth - I first paint them black with ink and then add a white dot for the dead eyes. The teeth are picked out in white.
8) Dusting up - The whole miniatures is given a very light drybrush with a sandy colours (Iraqui Sand for instance).
9) Tamiya clear red/smoke for extra blood. I like my zombies bloody and add this here and there ad libitum. Or ad nausea...

That is basically it. In essence this technique simply paints the skin of the miniatures and relies on 'weathering' to finish them.

I plan to use the miniatures for both Zombicide but also for Dragon Rampant. My regular enemy plays Dwarves, so I guess the size difference (these figures are close to 32mm) won't be as much of an issue.

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Avanti Spumanti! Fighting The Italians In The Desert.

I have been painting a few British desert war troops over the past few months and I have been looking forward to getting them in action.After getting my grubby little hands on I Ain't Been Shot, Mum! III from Two Fat Lardies it finally happened. 

I must say that IABSM III is quite an improvement over the game I played in 2006-2007. The rules have been streamlined, there are force lists, scenarios and everything included and it even looks pretty. Gone is the pamphlet like editing and arrived has a proffesionally cut piece with graphics and all. If it weren't for the fact that I still print my books/PDF's, as I hate using iPads etc. it would be all great... but the heavily colourful pages put a bit off strain on the printer. :-D

 Anyways, the daring British desert troopers would go up against the Forza Italia commanded and painted by Steen. Steen has been nudging me about when I got my British finished for quite some time, as it turned out I was a lot slower than hi.m... In the two years or so since we started the project he's managed to paint several companies while I've only just started. 

Now Steen and I have played quite a bit of IABSM in the past and it has always been quite a joyful experience. We are both light on rules and enjoy a good mash up more than bogging down in the punctuation of particular rule and the impact said punctuation would have on the way a game plays. 

We decided to try out the 'Hasty Defense' scenario straight out of the book. In this scenario the defenders (the British) get two platoons of defenders and will later be reinforced with an additional three platoons. The attackers get four platoons of their choice to quickly advance and knock out the initial defense. It seemed like a nice suitable scenario. 

I chose the following:

1 MMG platoon
1 Light armour platoon consisting of 2 Stuarts and 2 Humber III

3 infantry platoons

Steen had:

3 infantry platoons
1 M41/14 tank platoon (5 vehicles)

On paper at least it would seem that the Italians had the edge initially. Just as it should be when attacking. Now added to this is the fact that the Italians get quite a few 'penalties' card wise. Their leaders are hesitant, their troops have poor fire discipline and ammo shortage and breakdowns are the order of the day.

 I set up the MMGs on the left side of the British control zone and hoped that they could occupy whatever Steen would throw at them until reinforcements would arrive.

But actually I had more luck than I could have hoped for. Almost immediately the Poor Fire Discipline card came into play and Steen rolled a 2, meaning that the very eager Italians started firing their guns prematurely, thus revealing their position while they were making their way across open ground right in front of my MMGs!  Honestly the timing could have been better/worse. 

And here they stood being mowed down until they lost their bottle...

At the other end of the board all the Italian armoured might rolled forwards. We agreed that whenever armour/vehicles started moving they woud automatically reveal themselves. After all vast plumes of sand and dust would follow the noise of the machines... leaving little doubt as to what was coming over the horizon.
 My Humbers were trying to fulfill their scouting role but it proved quite difficult. In fact they only managed to get out the defenses before the M41s were shooting them!

 I quickly sent my Honeys to assist the Humbers and let them get back to safety. The ensuing pissing contest between the tanks resembled a pillow fight more than an actual battle... the hits were many but the measly guns of this era were incapable of making anything but dents.
 The Humbers managed to get back in to cover unscathed.

The Italian commander put his platoon on 'Hunt' orders which meant that they would advance and shoot with +1 to hit every turn. After more than 20 twenty exchanges the score was 1-0 to the British.

 The reinforcements finally started arriving. This completely turned the battle around for the British. The control zone was more or less unprotected but the arrival of the Indians meant that there was still a contest.
 But the Indians managed more than to contest an area.. in fact they caught a platoon of Italians flatfooted in the open ground where they had been moving on a Blind marker.

 The following firefight was not pretty. The Indians had superb cover and were unharmed. A freak luck of cards meant that the British were getting their cards before the Italians for several turns in a row. So effectively the Italian platoon was marooned in the open and being shot apart.

 The Indian were exploiting the cover.

 I think I realised that the battle was won at this point, so I started trying stuff just to see how the new rules worked. Therefore I launched an assault against the pulped Italians with one Indian section. Three rounds of fighting were fought before the Italians (two sections were within 4'') were beaten back. I am not sure if we handled the close combat as intended, but anyway - I think it worked quite well.
 No Italians ever set foot within the walls of the compounds...

This was the closest they ever got. Testament to the British discipline and superior skills. :D

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Heinrich Kemmler - The Lichemaster

I painted up a necromancer for my new Undead force. I have been dancing around this project for quite some time without getting anywhere. But now finally, after playing a bit of Dragon Rampant, I have the motivation to get my WFRP inspired projects going.

 I have always been more of a fantasy nut than a sci-fi nut. I guess the lack of any good medium range rules were what stopped me. Though normally rules wouldn't be me of any concern to me, the old Warhammer rules were simply too cumbersome for me. Or something.

Anyway - I took a swing a Heinrich Kemmler in his OOP original sculpt here and with regards to the paint job I guess there's not much to say. I went for a very conservative black necromancer... I added the Bob Olley cat as an homage to Terry Pratchett. ;-) 

Next up I will have to finish a unit or two of skeletons. 

Thursday, March 03, 2016

More Eighth

 A little more for the Eighth army unit that I'm doing for my summer campaign event. I plan to add a platoon of Indians to it too... I'm going for a defensive British setting. Not a historical battle or a historical outfit per se, but a nice mix of whatever I feel like painting.

I added these armoured cars too. I really wanted to give them some decals or markings of any kind but didn't really know where to put it all... I guess I can still do it if I find out what to put on them. 

And just to make sure the lead pile won't diminish, I have ordered my first DAKs, an Indian platoon, and two 2 Honey Stuarts. All in good spirit. :D

Tuesday, March 01, 2016

The Battle of Dönerdorf - Dragon Rampant Battle

Yesterday I had a battle of Dragon Rampant with my fellow gamer Dr. Zombie.

The fair city of Dönerdorf is located somewhere on the outskirts of the Empire. Recently an odd looking warrior caste led by the fearsome Khong Lhort has become the rulers of the nearby castle. They don't take easy on lasiness and they've halved all the corn allowance for the peasants in the city.

In their wisdom the peasants have decided to riot against their new masters. Little do they know that these warriors are actually praying to the Dark Gods.

To their great fortune a druid has come to their aid from the deep of the woods, bringing with him magical fantasy creatures in the form of Lilliputians and Owlbears.

The fair city of Dönerdorf. All is peace and quiet.

The local monks of Shallaya are praying for a brief but fair struggle

The town levy has decided that staying in the watch tower is the manly thing to do.

The local druid has raised some of the Lilliputians from the forest to join in the fight

Gronk and Kronk - The Beasthandlers were unleashed on the raging peasants. Surely they could instil some fear and get this thing done. 

While some of the peasants were very eager to get fighting, others felt it was more wise to stand back and cheer... until the outcome of the wave was certain. 

The Men Who Are Goats also emerged from the castle. Now the locals realised that they were indeed fighting and unnatural enemy!

Gronk and Kronk let their hounds eat the poor peasants alive. 

Smargl's Warriors of Chaos also emerge to bloody their axes. 

And last but not least Swiney Trott and his pig men also join the fray. 

Finally even Khong Lhong on his strider enters the battlefield to show how it's done. 

The druid and the Lilliputians press on. Their quest is certain and their aim is true. 

The Men Who Are Goats kill off peasants with their mighty axes. 

Gronk and Kronk start hacking themselves as their hounds have died. 

It is a slaughter

The Lilliputians valiently charge Ymgori, Sheep of Chaos. Will they defeat the monstrosity? 

The druid spells out his spells! 

Eventually the Lilliputians are trampled and hurry back to the woods. 

But as Ymgori charges them, they manage to countercharge and beat off the Sheep. 

Khong Lhort charges into the Lilliputians and kills them off! But a few of them manage to sneak up his armour and give ham a few wounds. 

The battle looks but lost.. and Lhars the Druid is no more. 

But then the Owlbears of the forest finall arrive. 

Gronk and Kronk are smacked flat... 

No more Mr. Niceguy

The birds charge directly into the next unit - Smargl's Warriors. 

Khong Lhort sees them and fires his mightly bolt pistol at them without hitting anything, but still making enough noise to confuse the noble beasts.

Swiney Trott steps in to finish them off. 

The remains of the peasants have retreated to the pig pen to make a last stand.

Smargl is not intend on letting them get away with it. 

The brave town levy is still sitting in their watch tower. 

Khong Lhort has retreated to his castle after being seriously injured. 

After being assaulted by the Men Who Are Goats the town levy finds their inner courage and charges after the remaining three goats. 

The battle ends. The peasants have all been killed and the future of Dönerdorf is uncertain.